Deep within the North American desert a secret government project has, at last, contacted alien life. They will arrive shortly and, unless the idea of being ruled by creatures resembling 300 lb. poodles appeals to you, it is time to flee.
Because, let窶冱 face it, 窶狼hey窶 are out there and we both know what 窶狼hey窶 are capable of. If this makes no sense to you then you are one of 窶狼hem窶 and I caution you: When the revolution comes YOU WILL NOT BE SPARED!!
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You might want to find a cave and spend every dime you can lay your hands on for canned food and bottled water.
A thermonuclear exchange between the United States and three other nations will occur on ... damn! I had it there for a second... Lemme fiddle with the antenna and I窶冤l get back to you.
